Here goes some t-shirt humor and inspiration.  Yes, there was a slew of catalogs in the mail today. Be forewarned. Laughter can be contagious…

Gardening, Yoga, bubble bath, medication … and I still want to choke the living shit out of somebody!

Don’t make me break out my flying monkeys.

Multi-tasking: screwing up several things a once.

Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional.

Money talks. All mine says is “good-bye.”

Life is not measure by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.

 It’s called “work” because all the other four-letter words were taken.

It’s frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask you the questions!