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recyclables

• 11.06.07
  Recyclables III: Chuckles for a Rainy Day
  recyclables, wit and wisdom (4)

  Yup, borrowing from the catalogs again.  Hey, we all need a few laughs now and then! Some drink at the fountain of knowledge, others just gargle. Unlike you, I carry a concealed weapon. A BRAIN. Life is a circus, and I'm stuck in the Freak Tent! Time's up. What's your point? I haven't been the same since they took my blankie. Have a pleasant Tuesday. Hopefully wherever you are it's not raining.
  
  
• 10.17.07
  Recyclables II: T-shirt humor
  recyclables, inspirational (2)

  Here goes some t-shirt humor and inspiration.  Yes, there was a slew of catalogs in the mail today. Be forewarned. Laughter can be contagious... Gardening, Yoga, bubble bath, medication ... and I still want to choke the living shit out of somebody! Don't make me break out my flying monkeys. Multi-tasking: screwing up several things a once. Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional. Money talks. All mine says is "good-bye." Life is not measure by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.  It's called "work" because all the other four-letter words were taken. It's frustrating when you know all ...
  
  
• 09.25.07
  Recyclables
  recyclables, inspirational, wit and wisdom (0)

  Remember my catalog page turning (number 90 of my 100 things)? Well, this Fall, I’ve decided to turn over a new leaf as I turn the pages.   Instead of wasting time earmarking and not purchasing the useless stuff, I’m thinking about tearing out pages and sharing the little snippets of wit and wisdom that I happen upon whilst browsing. That way they'll be useful.   I see no harm in destroying the many unsolicited recyclables that make it to my mailbox, as I’ll have to lug them out to the curb on Wednesday evening anyhow… unless Hubby remembers to. Here’s a few that crossed my path ...