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• 03.03.08
  What The Hell?!: When It Rains, It Pours, But It’s Not Lethal
  What the Hell? (8)

  Me. Now. I sit here lazily stretching my yawning mind before the computer screen attempting desperately to shake the sleepiness from my bones and lunge once more into the blogosphere with a single stealth swoop! Distraught am I over the literary silence which has echoed in the halls of Taken for nearly a month and a half, scaring away some readers while at the same time, strangely enough, attracting others to more frequent visits, for “wherever the corpse is, there the vultures will gather.” (Matthew 24:28) Sorry darling, there is no corpse here. Nearly dead maybe, ass-kicked definitely, but still ...
  
  
• 01.21.08
  What the Hell?!: Insanity
  What the Hell?, rants, speaking my mind (4)

  Despite the volatile nature of my pregnant ramblings, every so often I am inspired by the most laughable of situations; the sort of completely ridiculous happenings that force me to stop short in my tracks and stand dumbfounded just long enough to think out loud with the most enormous, sarcastic half-giggling smile from ear to ear: “what the hell?!” One such happening would be the ever-old and ever-new emergence of those tidbits of insanity that life inevitably throws ones way.   Albert Einstein is attributed with the most wonderful definition of insanity that I have ever come across and the one to ...
  
  
• 01.16.08
  Wordless Wednesdays: Prenate DHA
  pregnancy, wordless wednesdays, What the Hell?, photography (7)

  click on more here for my Wordless Wednesdays what the hell! Prenate DHA: a prescription prenatal/postnatal  multivitamin/mineral/essential fatty acid softgel for  freakin' HORSES! I swear, could they make them any bigger?! Did you click for a close up?! As if I weren't already gagging on my own saliva! For more Wordless Wednesdays click here.
  
  
• 01.10.08
  Welcome to My World: Not Long Now
  Welcome to My World, pregnancy, What the Hell?, rants, speaking my mind (8)

  ***** Warning: this post is fueled by some very potent pregnancy hormones and may be inappropriate for some readers. Reader's discretion advised *****    It won’t be long now before the absolutely ludicrous pregnancy discussions and questions come rolling in.  As soon as the belly pops (it already has since after two surgeries I have no abdominal muscle left to speak of) and it is obvious that it’s all about another living being, I know that I can expect people, especially people in certain circles, to start talking crap about everything pregnant and baby including - if not exclusively consisting of - those ...
  
  
• 12.12.07
  NOT MY WORDLESS WEDNESDAY POST (cute photo anyhow)…
  What the Hell? (7)

  I truly did want to post again today, but I cried so darn much this morning preparing Friday's Flaunt It post that I barely have the energy to bake my bestest ever Italian Buon Natale Biscotti!  Sobbing just wipes me out!   Stay tuned for this Friday's Flaunt It challenge!  You are going love this one!
  
  
• 12.11.07
  The Unthinkable Day
  life as it is, What the Hell?, speaking my mind (5)

  Have you ever spent an entire day of your life trying not to think? You know the kind of day of which I write:  category class “THIS SUCKS” sort of day. For me, that was yesterday. Whether I force myself to blame it on being a Monday or on being a Monday in the hustle and bustle of the holiday season, it doesn’t matter.  It was an Unthinkable Day! So how exactly do you make it through the type of day when life is like a nearly mortal wound: the kind which won’t really kill you, but hurts like hell to ...
  
  
• 11.26.07
  Inevitable Misunderstandings
  thanks, What the Hell?, rants, wit and wisdom (7)

  Thanksgiving not far behind and the magical month of December quickly closing in upon us, it stands to reason that we should stop and meander a bit in the realm of the lovely and most entertaining world of what I will call, for lack of a kinder term, “Inevitable Misunderstandings”.   This misnomer of sorts is about the only title which I could possibly think of in my “having-eaten-way-too-much-over-the-weekend- now-dying- and-five-pounds-heftier-Monday” mode.  In fact, it’s taken me just about all day long to come up with this one. I have been seriously tempted to post under the guise of a more ...
  
  
• 10.28.07
  Holy Cow! I’ve Been Delinked!
  What the Hell?, rants, speaking my mind, this blog (7)

  If for one minute you thought that the cyber world was not reality, consider this your reality check. Evidently it is possible to piss people off in cyberspace.  Yes, things even get catty in the world of blogging. Can you believe it?! Apparently I have angered someone enough with my posts to provoke a de-linking. Yes, folks, de-linking. I’ve been delinked! Boo-hoo, sniffle, sniffle… sob! Let me explain. Picture this.  I write a post. You read my post. I piss you off with my post without intending to do so. Instead of just leaving comments defending your opinion or even anonymously ...
  
  
• 10.22.07
  What Would You Do? Majority Lessons In Etiquette: Extending Invitations
  What the Hell?, WWYD?, rants, speaking my mind (3)

  For some the term “etiquette” does little more than conjure up laughable visions of white-gloved, tea-toddling, blue-haired ladies, relaxing in a Victorian style parlor as they chit-chat and exchange their versions of the latest rumors.   For others it has been known to induce a cold sweat, as they face absolute humiliation as a result of their inexperience with the many utensils adorning a multiple course meal in an upscale restaurant. For numerous others, it is simply a bother: another set of rules meant to squelch one’s freedom of expression and to prove the snobbery of snobs, who, obviously, are the ...
  
  
• 10.20.07
  Since when does Christmas start in October?
  What the Hell?, shopping, rants, speaking my mind (4)

  Leave it up to the strategic marketers! A little bit of rain hits, the leaves start to brown and fall, our bodies begin to shift into "eat all you can and pack on the fat-here comes winter mode" and THIS is what they come up with!?  What the hell is wrong with people? Since when does Christmas start in October?!     There I was, minding my own shopping business,  grabbing a much needed early evening break at our local mall. No Hubby, no babies to hinder my frivolous spree.  I was out to reward myself  for making it through such a difficult day ...
  
  

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